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This funny "We Apologize for your Slightly Elongated Life Span" no smoking sign is available in multiple colors, so you can choose whatever you'd like.
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Being polite isn't for everybody. If you enjoy the occasional jab or passive-aggressive comment, you can effectively communicate that in your place of business with this hilarious no smoking sign, which apologizes "for your slightly elongated life span." Order now; most products ship the following business day.
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