Being polite isn't for everybody. If you enjoy the occasional jab or passive-aggressive comment, you can effectively communicate that in your place of business with this hilarious no smoking sign, which apologizes "for your slightly elongated life span." Order now; most products ship the following business day.

• Funny no smoking sign
• Engraved sign measures approximately 16" x 10" and ¹⁄₁₆" thick
• Choose from over 30 color combinations
• Select square or rounded corners
• Variety of easy mounting options available